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Ahoy. You found the Sloptrawler.
Music videos made with AI, and a gauge that says exactly how much.
I'm the Cap'm. I write songs with Suno, direct videos with Claude, and pin a slop-o-meter to every one: a brass gauge that logs where the AI went, from the lyrics to the mastering, and stamps a verdict. 58 videos so far, averaging 33.7 out of 100 possible slop.
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Newest on the line
Slopcore Slopscore
the music videos · 33
All of them
5:1552
Skill Issue
3:1860.3
They're Gonna Make Me Overpay, Ha-Haaa!
6:4868.8
Blue Wave's Gonna Get Ya
6:2962.5
This Prompt Is Just Two Words Long
4:0952.5
Oi! We Care!
5:2061.3
I Want to Cancel Netflix (But My Wife Won't Let Me)
5:4460.3
Big Fat Corps
4:2349.5
Dang It!
4:5458.5
Slop Tide (Turn Sideways)
5:1048.5
Octobawa
5:3054.5est.
Pocket No
4:1947est.
Every Game Is Every Game Now
3:5462.5
One-Shot Dummy
Score your own
Made something with AI? Log every place it went, and the gauge does the rest: writing, direction and generated video or music weigh most, mastering least. Download it as a self-playing animation or a video for your intro, or take the Claude Code skill that makes the card for you.
Talks
confessionals from the wheelhouse
All talks
Shorts
slop essays in a minute
All Shorts
0:2511est.
Your new god's for sale
0:2811est.
I'm a juggler of contexts. One more thread, one more worktree.
0:3611est.
Thursday bus goes Burger King
0:2111est.
You can't generate (git) history
0:2011est.
My $2,000 folding phone cracked the first night. Dang it!
0:2811est.
